14 Things I need to spend time doing more and less of in 2014:

I NEED TO SPEND MORE TIME...
1.) French Kissing
2.) Walking around my house naked
3.) Dating quality men
4.) Getting higher than a motherfucker
5.) Eating healthy
4.) Making money
5.) Dancing to Beyonce
6.) Learning and maintaining knowledge of the French language
7.) Traveling to different countries and exploring cities outside of Palmdale
8.) Being Active (working out, fencing, doing archery, biking)
9.) Aggressively rapping Wu Tang Clan lyrics to complete strangers on the street
10.) Watching the stars
11.) Shunning bitch ass niggas who aren't on my level
12.) Touching penises XD
13.) Writing
14.) Reading Shakespeare while jumping on trampolines

I NEED TO SPEND LESS TIME...
1.) Eating Mexican Food
2.) Dating infidels and moronic sons of bitches
3.) Watching hetero anal porn
4.) Wishing I looked like Meagan Good
5.) Doubting myself and my sheer awesomeness
6.) Being awkward
7.) procrastinating
8.) Texting instead of calling
9.) Hating on Marvel
10.) Complaining about life
11.) On Facebook
12.) Needlessly spending
13.) Doing things for people who don't deserve it
14.) Lying for the sake of other's feelings