I know it's a stereotype and stereotypes are frowned upon but I want to be that bitch, I've always wanted to be that bitch...
That doesn't mean no dick. I can be single and successful and still get dick. I'll be that woman who goes out to bars in her professional work attire, buys dudes drinks and flirts with them from across the room until she eventually charms their pants off (literally).
Yeah, I'm only 20 and I could be out there right now being happy and in love with a boyfriend...but who gives a fuck about relationships when you can get dick without having all the drama that comes with the relationship part. No bullshit is required to fuck, touch, or makeout with a guy.
Another thing: guys are MAJOR distractions! I have my whole life meticulously planned out. Love, quite frankly, is a roadblock I could do without it...I don't need feelings fucking everything up by making me susceptible to triflin ass nigga's lies, allowing me to end up pregnant and alone. I'm too smart for that bullshit.
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