If I was a guy...

I'd go for the most slept on (urban dictionary that shit if you're ignorant to what it means) bitches of the female world because the men of today narrow their preferences down to a certain type of woman and can't accept anything even slightly different. We see this reflected in the media as mostly two types of women are displayed: the racially ambiguous but still rather light-skinned curvy swimsuit model (they call it curvy when it's really just skinny with fat concentrated in the chest and butt areas) and the tall, thin, white hipster bitch with lavender ombre blonde hair and a thigh gap as wide as the pacific ocean. Honestly, there's nothing wrong with girls who look like that. They are beautiful, although quite frankly, basic.

And I'm also not trying to say guys can't like what they like...I just think it'd be beneficial if we all were to broaden our horizons more because being picky twats only allows us to miss out on great individuals.

Take me for instance. I gravitate towards lanky White men with dark hair and light eyes. That's what I've liked ever since I can remember but that has never stopped me from noticing a cute chunky Hispanic guy or an athletically built dark-skinned Black dude. Like you don't understand how many amazing guys I'd have missed out on had I said, FUCK YOU, YOU'RE NOT THE EXACT MAKE AND MODEL I'M LOOKING FOR. It's shallow and narrow-minded to do that. If you're fine living in a perfect cookie cutter world where everything is just the way you like it and you never get out of your comfort zone, cool. Stay there. But if you want an interesting life you have to open your world up to all kinds of people.


That's why if I was a guy, I'd like the girls that we don't really see broadcasted in the media, I'd like the girls that no one looks at. Pale girls with flat chests, flaming red hair, freckles down to their toes, and doe-like eyes. Thick Asian women with buzz cuts, long dark lashes and round faces. Black girls with blue hair, big tits, and bushy eyebrows (lol yeah, I just described myself because I am a beautiful but non-conventional looking girl)...

 You look at these alternative women and say they aren't your cup of tea because you've developed your own preconceived notions about them, thinking you're getting so much from reading their physical state but you don't realize how interesting a person can become when you open up your mouth and talk to them and really get to know them.