Saturday, December 21, 2013

my life is like a fart

I don't know what's happened but this week I've basically turned into an irresistible, sexual catnip for men. This evolution got me hit on frequently, asked out for dates, and bothered by an ex that I forgot about MONTHS ago...unfortunately, it's made me sick. It was nice for a moment but I just hate myself now. Having a bunch of slutty assholes on my tail is not worth the moral exhaustion. What I really need to do is focus my attention on one and pour my love and affection into him...not smother or nag or drive insane with neediness, but genuinely love him. An amazing guy named Ricky once quoted someone at a Comic Con Venture Bros panel and told me: "Winners never quit, quitters never win." I firmly believe in that statement so no, I don't intend to give up. Who knows if I'll actually end up alone forever, I feel like I am but I'm not quitting. While I'm youthful and still attractive I will try my hardest to find a great guy who will shamelessly play the penis game with me in Target and who also harbors an unnaturally intense love of burritos and create a nice, healthy relationship. I was patient before and God made it happen, although that relationship was brief as fuck...I can do this shit again. Just gotta get back up on the horse and keep riding and maybe one day my efforts on that symbolic horse of triumph will get me someone I can actually ride...because what's a good relationship without dick riding?

Sorry, I really need to stop being so sexually inappropriate and aggressive.

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